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Our #1 Goal: FLAVOR
Our growing selection of hot sauces has been purpose built to compliment our world-known seasoning blends. Made in the USA from all-natural ingredients and paired with an unconditional freshness and flavor promise... Either you love it or you get your cash back.
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OUR SAUCES ARE:
◆ Gluten Free / Non-GMO
◆ All Natural
◆ Free of Additives or Fillers
◆ Made in the USA
◆ Guaranteed Tasty AF
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Listen up, ranch boys and boneless wing enthusiasts—this one ain't for you. This is REAL blue cheese dressing. None of that watery, bottled trash made for people who have no shame ordering boneless wings in front of their children. If you can’t handle the funk, go dip your frozen pizza in something else.
Because store-bought dressing is a national disgrace. It's packed with weird oils, watered down like a gas station latte, and tastes like regret. You deserve better. You deserve Pure Bluetality—a dressing so bold, it makes ranch lovers question their life choices.
The only way to make real blue cheese dressing:
This is not rocket science. If you can tie your own boots, you can make this.
I don't know... move I guess? 🤷🏻♂️
Technically, yes—but also, no—because if you swap out the bleu, you’re just making some sad, poser ranch dressing thing.
But if you’re dealing with someone who “doesn’t like blue cheese” (aka, a flavor-fearing child in an adult’s body), here are some substitutions:
If someone still refuses blue cheese after this list, make them disappear from your life.
If you serve this dressing at your next BBQ and someone asks for ranch, politely show them the door. This is a place of honor. A place of flavor. A place where boneless wings and weak taste buds have no place.
Tag a friend who still dips their wings in ranch and let them know they're living a lie.
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